One day a hummingbird sat all by himself on a pole. A sparrow fluttered down and perched beside him. Then a chickadee, a titmouse, a finch, a pippit and other small birds joined them.
‘Is something going to happen?’ asked a wren.
A little owl looked wise. ‘I think there’s going to be a parade,’ he said.
— The Animal Fair, by Alice & Martin Provensen
i didn’t do my homework but i did do this
If you don’t think this is hilarious, there is something wrong with you.
Portland administrators will flush 38 million gallons of water from Mt. Tabor Reservoir 5 after a 19-year-old man urinated in the city’s drinking supply.
“Even though there is very minimal public health risk, the bottom line is that our commitment is to serve water that’s clean, cold and constant,” said Water Bureau administrator David Shaff. “That doesn’t include pee. Not from people, at least.””
– Portland will flush 38 million gallons of water after man urinates in Mt. Tabor Reservoir | OregonLive.com
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